Full Steam Ahead
Helsinki
by Sarah Shuckburgh
A visit to the local sauna is
part of everyday life in Helsinki. Sarah Shuckburgh flings
off her clothes and – eventually – her inhibitions.
Snow
began to fall as my daughter Hannah and I walked north
through a park of leafless trees, over a frozen river, and
on through deserted streets lined with featureless blocks of
flats. Suddenly, turning a corner, we came upon a dozen
naked men sitting on a low wall, skimpy towels wrapped
around their waists, and bottles of beer in their fists.
Their puce bodies gleamed with sweat, despite the snow. The
men greeted us enthusiastically, trying out their English.
“Saunas in England are sexy, but in Finland nudity is very
natural. Here in Helsinki we visit saunas after work, like
you go to your pubs, to relax and talk. The sauna cures
colds and all other illnesses.”
Politely declining invitations to sit on the wall for a
longer chat, we bought tickets at a kiosk, glimpsing through
a half-open door a steamy room of stark naked men. An
elderly woman with blond plaits escorted us upstairs to the
women’s parlour – little changed since the Kotiharjun Sauna
opened in 1928. We stowed our clothes in vintage lockers,
showered in a cavernous washroom, and then creaked open the
door to the sauna. Lit by two dim bulbs, with wintry light
filtering through a cracked and cobwebbed window, the room
was full of steam. Hannah and I could just discern two nude
women perched on a slatted step near the smoke-stained
wooden ceiling. Logs four feet long were stacked beside a
vast furnace. As we hovered nervously, still clutching damp
towels to cover our nakedness, one of the women clambered
down and yanked a huge tap by the stove, causing a blast of
scalding steam to belch from the blackened pipes above.
Hannah and I crouched on a low step until we summoned the
courage to shed our towels and venture higher, into the
stifling heat.
Whenever we began to melt, we retreated for icy showers and
swigs of pink cloudberry lemonade (me) or grapefruit gin
(Hannah). In the chilly washroom, the elderly attendant with
blond plaits offered me a body scrub, and I lay shivering on
a plastic tablecloth while she soaped and pummelled, and
sluiced me with a hose. As a final flourish, she sat me on a
plastic chair and tipped a bucket of tepid water over my
head.
Downstairs, we found another row of pink, naked men drinking
beer in the snow. The kiosk attendant handed us 12 litres of
beer – a present from the customers we had met on our
arrival. Not wanting to look ungrateful, we lugged the
clanking bottles back to our hotel, slithering through the
icy streets.
That evening, feeling scrubbed smooth and shiny, we dined on
seafood at Havis, a chic quayside restaurant. Waitresses
wore white and then black gloves, and the wine glasses grew
larger and larger with each course. Outside, the lights of
the harbour twinkled through the cold night air.
The next morning, we set off through a snowstorm to Kiasma,
Helsinki’s museum of modern art. We found the strange
building more interesting than the art it displayed – the
white concrete interior swirled like the snow outside, with
sweeping internal walkways and spiral staircases leading to
melancholic, sparsely-hung galleries.
We preferred the gothic National Museum of Finland across
the road – the Kansallismuseo has eclectic displays
illustrating centuries of Finnish culture. Elks were clearly
very useful in prehistoric times – archaeological exhibits
included antler tools, cloven-hoof cups and rattles, bags
fashioned from elk ears, and string made from elk tendons.
Mannequins modelled elk outfits that might have been worn
1000 years ago. Just as fascinating were film clips of 20th
century Finland – with reindeer sleds, soldiers on skis,
Sibelius and his Finlandia symphony, swims in icy lakes,
winning Miss Universe in 1952 and joining the European Union
in 1994.
A five-minute walk through a blizzard brought us to the
extraordinary Temppeliaukio Church, hacked out of a rocky
mound in 1969. Inside, the circular walls of russet-pink and
grey rock are topped with matching rubble, forming an
uneven, undulating cornice, but the effect is peaceful,
light and airy, not dark or sepulchral. As we sat on pink
cushions in the simple wooden pews, listening to Bach
resonating from copper organ pipes, wintry light poured
through the snowy skylights surrounding the domed copper
roof.
We found our way to the Restaurant Konstan Möljä just as it
opened, at 2pm. Here, for 17 euros, we were invited to eat
as much as we liked from a huge selection of Finnish dishes
cooked that morning by the motherly proprietress. We started
with karjalan piirakka (a rice-filled savoury pie), hot and
cold smoked salmon with wild mushroom sauce, beetroot,
pumpkin, tiny fried fish, radish butter, marinated herring
with mustard sauce, and shrimp soup. These were just
starters – next we tucked into slices of bull meat in pepper
sauce, shredded reindeer stew, vegetable ratatouille and
three types of potatoes. Outside, snow shrouded parked cars
and piled up on the window sill, but inside, we were cosy
and warm.
Now for our daily sauna. This time we ventured no further
than the 8th floor of the luxurious Hotel Kamp, where we
were staying. We had it to ourselves, but just in case, we
wore our swimsuits in the starry-roofed Turkish bath, the
‘grotto’ steam-room and the tongue-and-groove electric
sauna.
We wanted to try more Finnish food, and booked a table at
the chic Elite restaurant, where – still full of lunch - we
rashly chose dishes designed to fill ravenous reindeer
herders. Hannah struggled with inch-thick blinis and a
mountain of vorschmack, while I opted for pyttipannua – a
huge plate of stodge and grease, dotted with fatty bacon.
On
Sunday morning, after a light breakfast of gherkins, salmon
and rye bread, we wrapped up warmly and set off to join
weekend promenaders in Kaivopuisto Park at the southern tip
of the Helsinki peninsula. The weather was spectacular –
bright sunshine, clear blue sky, every twig covered with a
fresh layer of snow, and, stretching away to the horizon,
the dazzlingly white frozen expanse of the Gulf of Finland.
It was so cold that you could see your breath, but everyone
was equipped for this climate – toddlers sported padded
jumpsuits and hats with earflaps; older people walked with
ski-poles and fur boots. At the waterside Café Ursula, we
sat at a south-facing table, warmed by the winter sun, and
by cups of steaming hot chocolate and cinnamon-flavoured
‘pulla’ pastries.
Next, we visited the Cygnaeus Gallery, in a quiet
residential area of clapboard houses and embassies. Cygnaeus,
professor, politician and leader of the nationalist
movement, built a summer villa in 1870 to display his
collection of Finnish paintings. A year after his death, in
1882, the house opened as Finland’s first art gallery, with
paintings by every important 19th century Finnish artist – a
good number of them women.
Almost next door is the Mannerheim Museum, a pretty
clapboard house where Finland’s most famous statesman lived
until his death in 1951. Donning plastic bags over our
shoes, we joined a lengthy guided tour which left us with an
unsympathetic opinion of Mannerheim as a man – deserted by
wife and daughters, he lived alone, surrounded by tiger
skins, antlers and other hunting trophies, sleeping on a
camp-bed in a Spartan bedroom, and taking cold baths every
day.
We cheered up over lunch at the nearby Seahorse, a large
smoky 1930s restaurant, where we tucked into tender fillets
of reindeer served with lingonberries, followed by
cheesecake and coffee. Feeling thoroughly restored, we made
for the Ateneum Museum, a stately building with a carefully
curated collection of Finnish art. I loved the restrained
and unemotional 19th century paintings – bleak landscapes
with huge white skies, whirling snow, and melancholy
forests.
Hannah preferred the more challenging abstract
works – 1950’s concrete, non-representational paintings, and
experimental informalist works from the 1960s. One small
gallery was hung with French impressionists – the passion,
heat and vibrant colour startling after the cool Finnish
restraint.
Now it was time for our last sauna. The Yrjönkadun Uimahalli
is an elegant Art Deco building, recently restored, with
swimming pool, arched galleries and a choice of electric or
wood saunas. We chose the first-floor 11-euro option, with
traditional wood sauna, our own curtained cubicle with two
iron beds, and room service. Newly confident, we stripped
off and climbed to the highest shelf in the sauna, splashing
our bodies expertly with ladles. When we felt dizzy, we swam
some naked laps of the pool, and ordered huge glasses of
refreshing talon sima, traditional lemonade with floating
berries. Then we dozed on our beds, lulled by the rhythmic
splashing of nude swimmers in the pool below.
First published by the Telegraph.
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